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Part of the Ranni questline can completely sabotage Nepheli Loux's story in Elden Ring , however. One of her followers, Seluvis, will at one point send the Tarnished on a mission to give Nepheli a potion he has created. If the player completes this task without questioning what this potion does, Nepheli Loux loses her autonomy and essentially becomes a puppet to Selu


The Tarnished of **Elden Ring ** have a lot of blood on their hands, even if they try their best to refrain from violence. Certain NPCs' quest lines will force players to kill other characters in the game, such as the Volcano Manor jobs. But in other quest lines, players will have to make game-changing decisions with little information to support the options they are given. And while some of these choices can seem insignificant and even benign, the mistakes a player makes can lead to the horrid deaths of the Tarnished's closest frie


While these notes can be incredibly helpful, a significant portion of them are more focused on getting laughs than offering support. In typical FromSoftware fashion, the messaging system in Elden Ring doesn't simply allow the user to type whatever they want, instead forcing them to choose between a curated selection of words and phrases. This might not be ideal for those interested in providing detailed notes and clues, but the restrictions have been a blessing for the comedically inclined, as they have led to numerous in-jo


There are numerous creatures in Elden Ring both hostile and docile, real and fantastical, but these roaming NPCs are not safe from the game's jocular messages. This is another instance where the limited word pool of the note feature helps players make jokes, as there are just a handful of different words for various animals. This has led to many Elden Ring creatures being labeled as " dog " regardless of species. This joke has become incredibly widespread, with the game's turtles, goats, and crabs all being called dogs. While not as common, some creatures have been mislabeled as " horse " as well, www.eldenringpulse.com leading to even more absurdly funny in-game mome


It's unclear exactly who created the Living Jars, or what purpose they were made for in **Elden Ring ** . References in certain item descriptions to "jar poachers" who hunt Living Jars for their magically potent innards suggest that these strange friendly beings, even if they were created, have become a self-perpetuating species, capable of reproducing with a handful of fired clay and the dead bodies created by the warmongering, Elden Ring-seeking lords and ladies of the Lands Betw


Regardless, Glinstone and Full Moon sorceries appear to not be completely incompatible - they only find their source of power in different entities. Glintstone appears to be stone lodged in the earth of Elden Ring 's Lands Between that contains power from the stars. In other words, they are akin to meteorites or star dust that crashed into the Lands Betw


The implication of this passage seems to be that the Glintstone Sorcerers called Azur and Lusat both transformed themselves into half-crystal lifeforms in order to better unlock the secrets of primeval Glintstone Sorcery. Intentionally or otherwise, these two hapless sorcerers both become similar in form to magical Crystalian bosses found throughout Elden Ring and its hidden areas and dungeons – ancient beings made out of living, conscious Glintstone Crys


Boc is one of the few pleasant NPCs in Elden Ring who has neither a bloodthirsty hunger for power or a hostile attitude toward the Tarnished. Instead, he is a modest demi-human seamster who has the singular desire to be loved and appreciated by others. His questline involves helping him build confidence in himself through his sewing and reconnecting him to his late mother, who was also a tailor. Though this mission is small in scope, even Malenia would commend the player for doing something so p


FromSoftware's Elden Ring _ managed to make a huge splash in the gaming community, winning the hearts of both long-time _Soulsborne fans and newcomers alike, but there is one area that seems to be the epicenter of the game's meme culture and meta discussion: the game's online message system. Like in previous FromSoftware games (and now Skyrim , thanks to Elden Ring -style mods ), Elden Ring features asynchronous online messaging, which players can use to leave cryptic notes for each other throughout the game world. It's through this highly specific form of messaging that players across the globe have been able to help one another with various puzzles, secrets, and boss battle strateg


The world of **Elden Ring ** , FromSoftware's newest dark fantasy RPG, is full of fancy helms and hats players can acquire (either by picking them up from bodies or slaying enemies over the course of play). The weirdest, most intriguing helmets by far are the ones literally crafted from the bodies and heads of certain side characters and opponents in Elden Ring ; aside from letting players customize their characters or engage in "cosplay" shenanigans, the item descriptions for these helmets also give gamers a lot of information about the odder lifeforms in this game's sett